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    September 19

    禁片之一

    了了多年的心愿...
    兴奋地看完"下水道的美人鱼"...
    且在享受丰盛的午饭前...观赏这部期待得几乎快遗忘的作品...
    小时候以为禁片是不会广为流传的...豁然开朗后终于明白盗板精神才是一盗永流传的...
    我看的版本分三种语言...无声的字幕作为旁白的是中文...剧中人物对话的是日文...然而精妙的...对话翻译语种是超级语法错乱的英文...
    男主角是画家...表情除了惊恐还是惊恐...我就纳闷了...把上半身全裸的美人鱼搬回家居然没有丝毫淫欲...完全呈现不出小日本作风...
    女主角就是美人鱼了...挺佩服扮演者的...开始还美美地走半裸路线...接着就丑丑地走呕吐路线了...
    打小时候起就害怕蛆...有典故的...玩扮家家炒菜...嫌弃雪花片是假的...偷了点剩下的茭白切成小丁er假模假式炒完装盘...就拂袖而去...谁知那几天没人搭理的小盘被我再次想起...想环保再利用...掀盖...OMG...蛆在健康地蠕动...从此...我讨厌茭白...害怕蛆状小虫...
    还记得当年住宿...TT送我一变色龙搁寝室里...好死不死这娃er吃面包虫...又好死不死当年面包虫少一条的离奇悬案依旧悬着...
    我不知道美人鱼何来那么大的勇气在胸前环绕那么多的扭扭虫...还冲破脓包与浓液一起滑来滑去...
    故事的结局是美人鱼被切割成段...美人鱼还有个宝宝...画家同志拿着美人鱼的鳞片被警察捉走了...
    大概故事要说明的是水资源的污染要引起重视吧...接着吃午饭kaka

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